JD: "You know the thing that sucks about this marriage thing? I will probably never get to fall asleep watching Star Trek: Voyager again."
Me: "We can watch Star Wars..."
JD: "Not the same, Megan."
Me: "Okay, Riley. Let's go to the parade in town! Do you want to go?"
Riley: "But I wanna watch TV..."
My Dad after slamming his finger in front of my niece: "Oh bastar....blastered...blastered, yeah that's it."
My Mom: "My friend started reading 50 shades of grey..."
Me: "Why is your friend into porn?!"
JD while we played Lego Harry Potter on the Wii: "Why is this so hard?!"
Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
Face it, The Office is my favorite show. And it has ruined me. And I'm okay with it.
If you haven't watched it, I suggest you drop what you're doing and go watch it on Netflix. Right. Now.